Myspace sucks

I've decided that I officially hate the site myspace. I won't even link to them here, as I normally do to sites I name. This is why myspace sucks:

- It is butt ugly. Not just the official site pages, but all of the user pages Case in point. They are ass, and they follow no modern design standards such as XHTML and CSS. Table overkill.
- Seemingly all of the links that I click on, even internal links to pages within their own site, open in new windows. What a waste of system resources and desktop space.
- This was found in someone's comments section.
- Their founders are quite the sketchy bunch (see here, here), linked to spyware, spam, income tax evasion, prison, and poor personal hygiene.
- Even though I am not a member of myspace, when I view someone's profile, it tells me "ducky is in your extended network". No he's not!!
- You are forcibly subjected to everybody's terrible taste in music when you load their page.

More to come.

100 comments:


  • Shaun: RANT ON!!!!
  • bryan: man.. thank you for another person who doesn't think that myspace is great.. i hate that site!
  • Jeff (aka rick james bitch): Dude right on, fuck Myspace and anything else that resembles it. Im currently researching and writting a speach about this horse shit, so thanks for some of your ideas. You forgot about flase identity, online preditors and most importantly how it curroupts a user into beleiving that his or her social and general worth is based off of comments and number of friends. Fuck you, and yo motherfuckn couch myspace - you goddam piece ape shit.
  • Mel: The personal pages have gotten to whacked out for my personal taste, It's like I'm back in the 70's tripping on acid man, the site moves way to slow!!!!! you can take a coffee break in between pages loading, that's how slow it is most times.

    I did find a new site that is very similar BUT a lot cleaner, same concept with a few different twists, I'd say their overall concept and where this Co. intends to go might be something very interesting to watch, also very addictive I might say, I truly recommend www.FunZulu.com as a alternative to MySpace.com, I love the underdog, try it you might like it.
  • Ego: Well writ.
  • Lily: I close my eyes and he's there. Dancing. Those gyrations... never ending.

    The horror... the horror.

    How could you?
  • Wayne: Myspace has been a thorn in my side for way too long. Too many people I know all want to know why I won't join them on myspace. I hate side-to-side scrolling, is there anything more irritating that the need to scroll sideways? I'm sick of rotating heart pointers and glitter fonts. What's wrong with no forced table size? Is it that hard? It's hard to believe that Fox bought myspace for 580 million. What a waste. The world needs something better.
  • kp: ummm, here's a question...why are you viewing people's profiles?? enquiring minds wanna know!
  • Annoyed XMyspacer: The reason for me Myspace is shit is because having created an account to promote my music(without whoring it) and my music night in London. I went on the forums namely the acoustic forum and got banned for telling the moderator he was useless and couldn't do his job for pants. Not only was I banned I then found out they'd reverted my profile from a band back to a normal profile which meant all the people who my songs there to listen to on their pages couldn't because they'd taken them down.
    What a bunch of tossers. Apart from that there was always error pages galore, loads of adverts, annoying kids who new fuck all about fuck all and loads of bugs.
    FUCK MYSPACE.COM
  • cate: I agree with you all completely, Myspace is a bloody waste of time! Not only has it failed to accept ALL of the passwords I give but it is corrupting the minds of our preteen and elementary kids. My ten year old sister has a page on that evil site! There they can be anyone, did you hear about the eight year old that claimed to be fourty so he could hook up with older women? How fucked up is that?!! Myspace is an unnecessary evil and needs to be shut down. F**k Myspace!!
  • animefreek: here is what i have to say, 1. Myspace is a piece of garbage. 2 why would u want a wierd domain like that when u can get a .vzz.net or something like that, that is easier to remember. And it is because people are lazy that they use this because they have pages that lists html and other codes so that u don't have to learn anything to use myspace.

    PS. I no my site isn't up yet, my old 1 was closed down.
  • jonny G: I was recently peer pressured into finally getting a myspace acount. 5 minutes later I am a myspace hater. Thats how much it sucks. I couldnt believe my freinds actually liked this load of trash. WASTE OF TIME. they should call it mylifesuckssomuchihavetomakeupforitbywastingmylife
    onsomestupidsitethemakersshouldbeshotspace.com
  • DnH500: Your right myspace sucks. Waste of time and pointless rubbish
  • Bob: myspace is the worst thing ever invented. it really sucks to the point of where I want to hack into there system. I hate people who are on it 24/7 and have no life....GAY...get rid of it
  • rob: Thanks everyone for the comments! It's refreshing to see so many other people agree with me for once :)
  • Jeff: I have absolutely no idea what is so great about the site. Some of the people on there are so much above you and they happily point out how way below you are to them. I guess that's true off the internet as well.
  • Ryan: Agreed. Myspace sucks. It seems everyone was brainwashed into thinking that posting pictures of yourself doing criminal acts is cool. People who don't know the first thing about proper HTML use (And clearly about zilch of them do) are on there (even now) copying and pasting a code to make their page even worse. I can't even see half the pages
  • BigMoondogg: http://bigmoondoograntsandraves.blogspot.com/
  • LiNk LiNké: True to that. My space is the worst shit ever It takes up time, people pretend to be cool by taking RETARTED pictures of themselfs... Plus Myspace has gotten so bad that People Actual Human Beings Take things serious in myspace "Ohhh i Broke up with my boyfriend through myspace" WTF is that shit... seriously if you broke up with your BF through myspace... go to your kitchen, take any chemical under your sink and drink it cause you are Pathetic... Down with the Space!!!
  • J: And I thought I was the only one who couldn't stand that site... The design is ugly and really unprofessional. It's really sad they don't even have a proper 'customize Myspace' section in the edit profile pages. So members have to be using codes to personalise their page. And because of this, profile pages would take forever to load, due to the amount of codes that people stick in their profiles. Hmm.. Maybe if people had the option of just changing the colours, that would be fine (for most people).

    Also I've noticed there's this popularity thing going on with some people -- who is the hottest, or who has the most friends, etc... I don't know.. Maybe it wouldn't matter what site they were on. Plus there's this sexually explicit nature/content about parts of the community that's starting to bug me. I'm sure some kids venture in Myspace. (Anyway, that's just my opinion.)

    Created an account there, but still wondering what the big fuss is all about. The only thing I like about it is the music section.
  • Oliver Levy: You're all wankers. Myspace.com is one of the biggest websites on the Internet precisely because it's one of the best websites on the Internet. Where else can you ramble uncensored, design to minimal specifications and play the world your fave mp3, and still be guaranteed a steady traffic of the browsing curious? Yes, some of it is out of hand. There appear to be girls in Long Beach whose only purpose in life is to whore and be whored. There's currently a very catty episode, involving one airheaded abortion failing to whore another airheaded abortion on account that "I was taking a twenty-minute shower". Both elements should ideally be shot, post-haste.

    There are also the design train-wrecks. Something tells me not all the forty-six million users have a working knowledge of HTML code, or even an optic nerve that stretches to their brain. But isn't that the charm? People are allowed to fuck up their profiles in a Darwinian fashion, announcing their dullness with side-scrolling pages, ugly text effects and inane, inane icons. If someone's 'About Me' section amounts a sequence of copy-pastes from quiz sites (as if they define themselves by what eighties song, doughnut, Muppet or 'Police Academy' film some algorithm reckons them to 'be'), then they're an idiot. They're not worth the seconds it takes to untangle their face from their fringe, or their name from the artistic tendrils of tildes, full stops and foreign characters they employ to hide the fact their parents always liked the name Brian.

    You know, when I was young (as opposed to the broken-down, cynical nineteen-year-old you see before you), famous people lived in castles in the clouds, a million miles from normal life. Maybe the local MP would visit your school, if you were lucky. But now it's so easy to interact with the likes of Gilles Peterson or Scott Walker. They may not reply, but chances are they'll glance at your page and see what you care to present. A witty comment in a blog can elevate you above all-comers. It's like the Algonquin Round Table, twenty-four hours per day, only you've got infinite time to compose a rejoinder.

    So as long as you appreciate that there are idiots online, and don't expect uniformly great design and conversation from Xx_|Fingers|Into|My|Eyes|_xX or *x*[{<3 x--Becca---Charm--x<3 }]*x*, you might find that Myspace.com is the very central banqueting hall of all the Internet's communal chambers. Bands will offer you their sweet music, just because they searched for Andrew Hodson fans and only you appeared. Interesting people will emerge from the woodwork, alongside dead celebrities, inanimate objects and abstract notions (heaven knows how they manage to operate a keyboard). If the world follows Mel to FunZulu.com, I'll happily hold my hands up and admit my mistake. But this kind of website is only as good as the range of people to whom you're connected: it's all very well burning your banknotes, taking the napkin as your unit of currency and Esperanto as your lingua franca (soz, Doc Zamenhoff! Luv ya MWAH!!). But Myspace.com has strength in numbers, and depressingly for those who love to feel hard done-by, its conquest is thoroughly deserved.

    How terribly consumer-age, to build up grievances where none is apparent.

    Warmest regards,

    Oliver Levy.
    http://www.myspace.com/LeboviciAB84 for now, and for a long time yet.

    PS: I think that I have had too many teacakes and too much Coca-Colee.
  • Becca: i hate myspace. it is the channel through which 40 year old fat guys get off on conceited teenage girls who spend hours taking pictures of themselves just so they can get comments from guys they don't even know in other states, (pathetic guys nonetheless) and feel a little better about themselves. Can we please stop molesting young girls via the internet and feeding their "fragile" little egos? Their heads are already far enough up their asses, lets not push them any further.
  • MSRL God: myspace does suck. and it ruins lives. dont let it ruin yours.
    http://www.myspaceruinslives.com
  • Geoff Prince: Anyone see this site?

    http://worstofmyspace.com/

    It's like a daily post of some TERRIBLE MySpace page. Good stuff.
  • name: myspace does suck. its hard to meet people off there. most people just keep it out of a trend thing. it is a waste of time, if you are browsing through people you never known or met before...
  • TREE!: Myspace is a giant EGO CONTEST!
  • Chris: Haha, this is good shit, yeah it seems that myspace is a great place for people that do not have the presence of mind to express themselves through conventional means. Hey simple minded freaks, just because you can make yourself feel like your worth something by adding stupid pictures of yourself and using templates to create a crapping, buggy website doesnt mean your worth anything in the real world. . . soo, noone cares what kind of music you like or how many fake friends you have on the internet! Get off your ass and do something meaningfull, bastard!
  • Lord yodidiousdooku!: Here, here! Myspace is probably the crappiest, seediest, most illiogical hellhole ever to spew forth from satans asshole! I was introduced to it by my ex GF who used it to have gang bang sessions behind my back! So, yeah, i hate it, and everything it stands for, and everything that it pretends to stand for. if you want friends, make them in the real world... and if you want to meet a woman, get some balls and talk to them face to face not over a secure LAN line.. dorks! Oh yeah, and the band COLD sucks!
  • Paul: Hey, Lord yodidiousdooku!, as a dork/geek/nerd, (they're all the same, at least it says so on wikipedia) I would like to state that we officially hate myspace and agree that it blows to an extent not perceivable by any extent of human reason. Agree with you guys on the other points also.
  • Mel: From Pizza's To Owning A Social Community Site???.
    This is not your ordinary Pizza Guy.

    Carmine Puleo a Sicilian immigrant that truly resembles Tony Soprano, X owner of 9 pizzerias, coincidently enough the last 2 of his establishments one in New Jersey, and one in South Beach FL. Both where Named Soprano's Pizzeria. Carmine is now the founder of www.FunZulu.com & contends that the American dream is alive and well, also predicts that history will repeat it self & dot com's will at some point rebound.

    When I asked him how he intends to compete in this market place with such giants as MySpace?? he simply relied, "it's not the first horse out the gate that wins the race John, at one time I was a new comer in the pizza world and after owning 9 shops my competitors will tell you this dude is viciously competitive" this X Pizzeria owner is one of the most ambitious tenacious focused individuals I have ever interviewed, you know just by the tone of his voice, this is one intense individual.

    FunZulu.com has a lot of the same characteristics as MySpace, but, it is also very different in many aspects, it is as addictive as Myspace, if not more so, FunZulu is new to the scene and just launched Jan 3, 2006, the world of social community networking portals is a rough wave to ride and only the strong will survive.

    Just like MySpace it seems that they've launched it on a shoe string budget , but as we all know, that does not spell success nor failure, but it does mean that FZ just like many new start ups has a big mountain to climb, ultimately how successful it will become, remains to be seen.

    The site has grown by 200% in new membership in March alone and it seems that it's starting to gain some momentum. Although FZ is still under the radar, Carmine Puleo CEO and Founder likes that way, " John I don't want the competition knowing we even exist just yet, if they wake up one morning and say, who the hell is FunZulu.com, then I know we've done our job ".

    The site is totally free & in my honest opinion it's worth joining. I can tell you from my experience there and from interviewing some of their loyal members, I'd have to say www.FunZulu.com on a scale from 1 to 10 currently rates a 8.6. Carmine and his
    6 I-T Team members who all own a piece of FZ, believe FZ is a success story about to unfold and predict that the word of mouth will go into high gear with in 6 Mo.

    Carmine Puleo who likes to be called Mel on the site, says the big stuff that I'm not privy to discuss will be launched towards the end of 2006, so while Mel keeps us all in suspense the only thing we can do is wait and see if FunZulu dominates the head lines in the next 18 months.
  • BlipBlippers: Someone needs to hack myspace.com's systems.

    Wouldn't that be funny when all the losers came home from school to check there myspace and they had all be deleted.
  • Lord yodidiousdooku!: I would like to clarify something for my friend Paul. When i said dorks, i meant the bad kind. I myself am a dork. However, you, I, and everyone else on here are the GOOD DORKS. See, we use our knowledge to better ourselves and educate others on the horrors of myspace. So you see, when i said myspace users were dorks, I meant the bad dorks whom have nothing better to do, other than try and pick up underage children who's profiles are littered with photos of justin timberlake and whichever pop moron is readily available for download these days. SO, my apologies. You and everyone else who has written in this forum ROCK! But i still remain steadfast on the beleif that the band COLD sucks.
  • Oliver Levy: I ROCK!
  • RodHandler: If I could just get 10 hot chicks as friends when I sign up instead of Tom!
  • Bubblehead: I hate it because it is too personal. It's like people are peeking into my life. Myspace even leaves space for you to post your income and marital status. And it seems pointless. You get a comment that says, "You're hot!" or get some big glitter image that takes up a lot of space. Waste of time and too personal is my view.
  • Mouse: Yeah great, let's pretend we have all these friends and we are so cool and open minded we listen to all these bands, oh and they are even our friends. Oh yeah, and lets write every single detail about ourselves so when we do meet in real life, we have nothing left to talk about!

    Myspace Sucks!
  • Ryan: [raging_anger] Do you want to know why myspace sucks ASS. Its because they dont allow people to create their own professional looking pages. As you said most of the kids on there have no clue what they are doing, the colors dont even match. Why not buy a copy of dreamweaver and build yourself a real website like I have *FUCK MYSAPCE* [/raging_anger]
  • bobbob: Use myspace if you want to get molested by Big Bubba.....................
  • Oliver Levy: "Why not buy a copy of DreamWeaver and build yourself a real website like what I have?"

    Yes, that's a realistic solution the whole family can enjoy. You man of the people, you!
  • Stacy: 75% of the profiles on Myspace are fake. Fake pics, fake bio, fake friends, etc. Total waste of time.
  • Gary: The site is like a porn website. Lot of fake stuff! It is destroying
    our youth and It retards people. We need to stop this site.
    Any ideas how?
  • Rob: myspace was fun.. then along came a thousand scene little boys and girls who think the whole point of it is to prove to the world how pretty they are. cunts. myspace is wanktastic, it has bugs all the time, and finally myspace is gay.
  • the rhinoscout: MySpace is basically an excuse for my English teacher to rant about how teenagers are morons. Not to mention, a way for my friends to pretend like they're in relationships numbers one and two on the list of people I hate. If it were a person, MySpace would most definitely recieve the title of the person I hate most.
  • darkmotion: Good article it f*king sucks *ss
  • deez nuts: fuck yall if yall aint down wit myspace
  • Myspacehater: Myspace is evil. Fuck all you myspace users!!!
  • Corbin: i just fucking hate myspace, rock on to you. MYSPACE SUCKS!!! get a fucking life.
  • George: Myspace is waste of time. Use email to talk idiots. You don't need myspace to post your stupid comments so the rest of the world can see. It is just lame!
  • Dave: MYSPACE must die!!! i hate that site with a passion!
    i found a site that sells anti-MySpace stuff. Check it out
    www.cafepress.com/myspacesucks/
  • penni: They do NOT comply with their own terms of service; TOS; and ALLOW cyberbullying which is against the law.
  • Me: Myspace is bullcrap, but I like Xanga.
  • sliMySpace: visit www.slimyspace.co.nr
    fun stuff
  • Aji: YEA!!! more people angry at myspace! It sucks. They don't have customer service. Believe me. I e-mailed them 15+ times about me not being able to log on. I add every single detail to the point it's so specific, but they're stupid. Oh and one time they sent me a reply to posting pictures. How can I have a question about pictures if I can't sign on regularly in my own house without using an anonymous web browser? They're just automated. And stupid.
  • nobody: omg...... I never thought of it that way... DOWN WITH MYSPAC!!! lol
  • MYSPACE SUCKS DICK!: myspace sucks so much its not funny....or..well.. it is,but its not like the 20 year old girl u saw in the latest episode of playboy is ACCUALLY MESSAGING YOU!!! listen to me,all you god damn preps out there,myspace ruins lives....not that you care, and stop using myspace to tell me how great you are compared to me, LIKE I GiVE A SHIT!!! all you do is bring ppl down bytaking retarded pictures of yourself while telling me just how AWESOME your taste of music is....COLD ROCKS!!!!! not....and like you acually know the whole band...yeah....AND IM RICK JAMES BITCH!!!!
  • Duncan: I Love you guys....Myspace really does suck ass....
  • Bryan: What ever happened to going outside and enjoying your life? I swear to god if there wasn't a computer for some people, their life would end. This has turned into some culutural thing?!?!!? That's sad. To think that I can tell my children that I was part of the "Myspace" culture...christ I rather crawl under a rock. If you like it...then fine but don't let it rule your life and think that it is the end of the world when you are deleted by a "friend" or get pissy over stupid comments that if they were there in person wouldnt say to your face. I say read a book, go outside, get a suntan, play a sport, play with your kids...i can go on and on. I don't like being a slave to society so I applaud all of you who are against such things as myspace, friendster...you get the point.
  • Johnny: ok here we go....Myspace has got to be one of the Stupidest sites ever made.....it reuines lifes, ends relationships, makes ppl become trapt and not know what to do about it. i would seriously hack myspace and delete everyone and then watch the news to see how many suicides occured because of this "Tragedy" If you think about it, myspace has got to be a stalkers paradise. and i dont see how ppl can sit on a computer for 6 hrs watching there computer screen waiting for someone to msg/cmnt them. it drives me insane. for instance, i just got done fighting with my gf over myspace. she has like 1000 friends and talks to everyone and there mother. so i told her that i dont trust ppl in this world so she has a cow. then she got mad because i deleted my myspace.......ok im done ranting about my personal life. so yeah Fuck anyone that has a myspace. Peace
  • Albino Polar bear: What the fuck ??? Why are you all bitching about myspace? Why would you lower yourself to standards like that and even mention that site? I mean WHY WOULD YOU EVEN WASTE TIME TO MAKE IT LOOK BAD? Stop being fucking ignorant, and if you hate myspace, keep it to yourself. Besides, no one of you has the right to tell ANYONE to go outside, because its their OWN choice. If a person wants to spend 24/7 on their myspace, it's none of YOUR fucking buisness. Besides, all of you have NO LIFE for visiting THIS website. I bet that most of you had a myspace at some point of time, or visited it at least. Why would you visit a website like that only to bitch your pathetic thoughts about a some freaking website YOU hate? No one fucking cares. Keep it to yourself. " I hate myspace" blah, blah, blah. You all are just a bunch of fucking ignorant assholes without lives. so... i guess you should get a life.

    (ps. I visited this website through a link, so you can't say anything. :) )
  • kill me im bored: you guys whine too much
  • name yeah: MYSPACE FUCKING SUCKS ASS FUCKING BIG TIME. PEICE OF SHIT.
    AMAZING HOW MUCH PEOPLE TRY TO BE COOL AND INTELLECTUAL ON AN ONLINE FORUM SO THEY CAN ATTRACT ALL KINDS OF ATTENTION. SUCH A FUCKING DATING SERVICE. ALbino Polar Bear, when we hate something, We will voice it out. Just the way that is our business, stopping us from ranting is not your business, my cyberspace, nonfriend friend.
  • jason: Myspace is a Egos paradise. Post pics of you emulating your superficial idols. have friends you never see or talk to in person. Add fake friends by creating your own profile. Speak to people you will never plan on meeting. take pointless tests that compare you with waterfalls, Singing groups. What kind of animal you are or subatomic atom. Create A whole page full of yourself, Do all this in just minutes. Faster than the time it takes a missle to reach lebanon or hafia. Do all of this while Shoppers in bagdhad get blown Away by the dozen. All of this mind numbing distraction can be achieved by just creating a free profile. You wont even think about the other people in your life that could use your help. Youll be too busy helpin yourself Gyrate thousands of meaningless comments by meaningless people. Myspace.com where being where its at, isint really being.
  • jason: Myspace is a Egos paradise. Post pics of you emulating your superficial idols. have friends you never see or talk to in person. Add fake friends by creating your own profile. Speak to people you will never plan on meeting. take pointless tests that compare you with waterfalls, Singing groups. What kind of animal you are or subatomic atom. Create A whole page full of yourself, Do all this in just minutes. Faster than the time it takes a missle to reach lebanon or hafia. Do all of this while Shoppers in bagdhad get blown Away by the dozen. All of this mind numbing distraction can be achieved by just creating a free profile. You wont even think about the other people in your life that could use your help. Youll be too busy helpin yourself Gyrate thousands of meaningless comments by meaningless people. Myspace.com where being where its at, isint really being.
  • *..StEpH..*: Haha You geeks are funny.

    It's quite sad that you spend your time on a web page moaning about another web page.
    You must be too uninteresting to have a whole webpage dedicated to you hence why myspace is too much for you. bless.

    Why don't you see what myspace is. A fad. A way to talk to your mates for free. A way to discover new music. A way to make your views (however ridiculous) known. And it's a hell of a lot safer than using chatrooms.

    and who gives a fuck about whether people use the right HTML. wtf?! get a life.

    How many of you actually do have a myspace account? and are just sulking cos your only friend is tom?! haha
  • gecko: olliver levy you are illogical in your premise
    popularity does NOT equate quality
    case in point: macdonalds
    THE MOST popular fast food chain in the worl and their food is barely edible
  • no thanx: Although Myspace is quite annoying, I'll have to admit that it has it's perks. It's a way to keep in touch with old friends, or maybe even find them. It's a way to find people like you. Who cares if you never meet them. In a way, it's like having a pen pal. I'll agree that it's a fad, just like giga pets and furbies were. Eventually, it'll pass. However, I disagree that myspace is safer than any chatroom. If you've payed attention to the news, kids have gotten the shit beaten out of them over something they said on myspace. Not too mention that alot of girls have been harrassed and even stalked by losers they met there. That's why I don't think myspace will last all that long anyway. oh well. Just getting my point across.
  • Mojo: God its EVERYWHERE! I can't get a damn email that doesn't say "OMG GRL U GOT2 CHKOUT MYSPACE ITSO TTLY RULZ!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111" Those poor 12 year old girls trying to feel "uber cool"- God save them from 40 year old horny virgins.
  • chaco: Albino Polar bear sucks ass! Myspace is a ridiculous site, and the reason why we are bitching is to see why other people hate it, or like it. It's simple, and we are not ignorant assholes, like yourself. If nothing else, we are considering all the pros and cons of myspace, which there appear to be more cons, especially getting booted off of the shitty place because of why? Explanations for getting booted off are always nice, but what's the point anyway, I have better things to do, like bitch at people who bitch at people. Bitching atleast makes me think!
  • AlphabetSoup: Myspace has grown beyond a fad now, now they make a phone with Myspace mobile on it. Which just gives people the opportunity to access their ugly over you-tubed and quiz results site, anywhere. The thing is nobody cares wheter you're a cheese pizza or a pepperoni one. Also, myspace promotes bad spelling and a bunch of other stuff that is bad. Myspace, thanks for the ability to typ lyke this. Hey, 14 year olds learn to spell.
  • cj: Myspace defitnly blows ass, I had one and i ruined my fuckin life, its cyber crack, thats how mind-controlling myspace is, Its competely sucks. Only good to promote music and thats it, MYSPACE SUCKS
  • jimmy: I love you dude.
    Myspace is crap.
  • mikey: How bout' we try not so much of on old idea... like...REAL FRIENDS!!!!!!!!! myspace does indeed suck.
  • Lexie: Thank god!!!! Finally people in their right mind! my space is so fucked up, all my friends have it and I make fun of them. Everyone who has a my space is fucking emo. Myspace is just a place for people to pretend they have a life.
  • Butter Toast: Notice that myspace got bought out by owners of NBC for 580 Million dollars. Yet the login and the servers suck horribly. During the day you can never login or anything. It just sits there. For christ sake rent better servers. Also Myspace has just become a huge advertistment complex. Every new movie has a myspace....everyband.....every radio station...my fucking grandma probably has a myspace now!
  • myspace hater: myspace is a piece of crap
  • Sarah T.: Just about EVERYONE in my fucking class uses myspace. I find it boring and unsatisfying. Now it is popular but in a few years or maybe months from now, it will be unpopular. Be patient. It will die.
  • enughsed: www.myspacesuckz.com
  • Myspace Hell: I have a myspace, but i agree that it's a piece of crap. It's so damn boring. And people who try to meet others over the internet are true pathetic ass-wiping losers. You can have a friend on myspace with a pic of a super fine chick, but in real life, she can be a man looking for some action from other dudes. It can really be a gay male rapist. Who the fuck knows? Nobody except the persons actual freinds. The only cool thing about it is free music downloads (although you cant just choose any song, you have to a selection of available songs) I hope someday, EVERYONE wi8ll get bored of this shit and move on. Hopefully with their lives and not another site like myspace.
  • Mike: Myspace sucks. They took a great idea and made a piece of shit out of it. It would be one thing if they at least tried to touch the site up a bit through the course of its existence, but it still remains a piece of shit. I have to admint that I use Facebook a lot. I hated the idea of it at first, but a friend type website is actually semi entertaining if it's done correctly.
  • Sir Rich: For anyone who is myspaced-out, I suggest joining www.clubyeah.com It's a new grassroots site with a really cool concept. It has 16 different types of communities (sports, music, party, art, tattoos, modeling, etc.) and you can have a personal page in all communities with just one account & login.
  • Kevin: FUCK FUCKING MYSPACE!!! AMEN BROTHER!!! PREACH ON!!!

    FUCK ALL THESE FUCKING SITES EXCEPT MSN SPACES BUT ESPECIALLY FUCK MYSPACE!!! To fucking tom: FUCK YOU you shit from a cow PLEASE CONSUME POISION TO ALL YOU FUCKING EMO BASTARDS USING MYSPACE YOU TOO

    One time I was at my friends and he got me to make a fucking myspace (I protested, but I did not want to break up a friendship over myspace...he is a timid guy) and it was even SHITTIER than i thought i was like WHAT THE FUCK is this SHIT I have not touched it since, I hope it got deleted, I am ashamed to have my email adress on that fucking disgrace.

    If I was rich, which I intend to be, and I am fucking serious about this, I would hire a hacker to hack their fucking site and complete destroy it and then an assassin to assassinate fucking tom, who is probably just a human shaped bag of snakes.

    IN SUMMARY: FUCK YOU MYSPACE
    FUCK YOU TOM
    FUCK YOU SATAN (for the record)
  • cg: hey people. did an editorial on myspace, you all helped alot. thanks for honesty and a clever commet now and then--candicekathleen
  • Nate: To each their own (within reason). I would like to remind everyone that MySpace is both free and optional. I have a MySpace account, and I only add people to my “friend list” who I have actually known in "real life." I never use MySpace to "meet new people." I am constantly amazed at how many friends, relatives and acquaintances from my travels abroad have tracked me down via MySpace since I joined some time ago and vice versa. I will certainly admit that just like everything and everyone else in this world, myself included, MySpace is imperfect. Previously I had checked out (and joined) Facebook, Xanga, Bebo, Hi5, etc., and ultimately decided chose MySpace as the one I would maintain semi-regularly, while abandoning the rest. (It is important to note that at the time, Xanga was encouraging paid “premium” memberships, which helped make my decision, as 100% free with photo capabilities was a personal prerequisite). I find MySpace to be so efficient, that I have unconsciously scaled back personal e-mail correspondence almost entirely. I do agree that the amount of personal information people divulge in general is alarming, be it blogs, forums, e-mails, surveys when it comes to on-line communities and the internet. If you have never had a free MySpace profile, and like the idea of keeping in touch with long lost friends, relatives and acquaintances, you may want to check it out sometime. If not, then don’t. If you are currently a dissatisfied MySpacer, I would politely encourage you to simply delete your profile(s) and move on, if you feel there is no other remedy. Peace. (Ps-No, I do not work for MySpace or any other web-based companies for that matter).
  • Vinchi: I see that MySpace has saturated EVERYTHING....movies have their own myspace and so do cartoons and tv shows...there is just too much crap floating around...
    I prefer the underdog sites much like www.matchactivity.com where its a fairly new company and doesnt make you a zombie and slave to the site. If you are looking to hook up with someone then you set up a date and see who wants to go with you simple. In addition you wont have to worry about some of your "friends" saying "hey you ^$^@&@* why havent you commented on my new pics?" Geez for a social networking site it sounds more like high school all over again with the annoyances.
  • Dan: Dude you rock, myspace sucks !!!!!
  • John: As of today i f**kin hate myspace, god knows why i let myself get sucked into that junk, i dont wanna repeat what has already been mentioned here, already some amazing points made, im just glad i finally quit it.
  • kristin: A note to Nate...finally a post with a little perspective. ok, so i get that people dislike myspace. that's fine, that's called having an opinion. but the venom that drips from most of the previous emails is shocking (not an overstatement) and very sad. i appreciate that everyone is entitled to their opinion and i'd rather not care what others think, but in this case i do. there are SO MANY more things happening in this world that deserve outrage, disgust, hate. perspective really is, as they say, everything. here's some links: www.lararosenoff.com/Uganda/index.htm , www.stephenlewisfoundation.org
    peace.
  • Oliver Levy: Sorry I've taken so long to read your comment, gecko, but the point of MySpace is to connect its users to as many people as possible. A good analogy might be a telephone directory: It might be beautifully laid-out, in clear fonts and full colour, but if it only lists twelve people's numbers it's beyond useless. That's why arguments about the ćsthetics of MySpace sound, to me, like so much point-missing white noise.

    And anyway, why shouldn't MySpace give its users enough web-design-based rope to hang themselves? A page that flashes up shocking-pink with flashing unicorns tends to facilitate a speedy egress.
  • nella: myspace isthe root of all evil. it has been the case of several arguments between my bf and i. i despise it.
  • Mypace: Myspace has evolved thetechnology of the world.
  • myspacerocks: dude i bet u guys all r losers with now friends so u cant get any comments so u blame the myspace
  • Johnny Bravo!: The bubble gum site on the net! Way to slow and 90% idiots!!!
  • <<SCRIPT> alert('MYSPACE SUCKS: <<SCRIPT>
    alert('MYSPACE SUCKS!!!!!!!!');;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
    for(;;);
    </SCRIPT>
  • Jimmy Raincoat: OK, there's a little too much extremism on both sides here, by both the haters and the defenders (who curiously have to resort to "you have no friends, loser" attack when stating their case).

    I don't hate MySpace, but find it useless and annoying. It's a little superficial,full of wierdos and spyware, and invariably time-consuming to create a page that you're probably going to end up being judged on. As a creative/artistic person, it smacks of lameness. As an adult, it smacks of immaturity. It is no accident that the trendy myspace style of rAnDOmlY USeD CapITiLIzAtiOn came from unimaginative, underdeveloped souls crying out for attention. And from what I've heard, it's quite useless for meeting chicks.

    But the reason I dislike it is that people I know, even family members pressure me to become a "myspacer" when I couldn't be bothered. All in all, way to much "conformity pressure" exuded from the site for my tastes.

    Although I do plan on using it to promote/share my poetry & prose at some point, for what it's worth.

    iS tHAt aN AcCePtaBlE eXpLAnAtIon mYSpAcErS???
  • tre: Here is my veiwpoint:
    Myspace is good because it allows for people to keep in contact with otherwise unreachable people from your past who you dearly miss and wish to see again. It has also introduced me to some of my favorite bands, allowed my band to get plays and shows, and has been the jumpstart for more than a few artists careers. It has also led me to many sites where I can learn about community service, social/political action, and has allowed me to delve even deeper into philosophy

    Myspace is bad because once you reach a certain number of friends, to the spammers, you're no longer considered a "person," but an account, and you are targeted heavily from phishers and otherwise.

    Since I could care less about the way a page is laid out, I really don't have much of an opinion on that. And, if almost every link you click on goes to a new pop-up, that might be your computer/internet settings, because it only does that for external links for me.

    For communicating, though, i prefer peoplegrade, while myspace is more for music.
  • Krabby Krap: No!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    They fixed the exploit!!!
    .....
    Oh well, anyways it was XXS vulnerable.
    >:-D
    Myspace sucks, anyways. Just get your own site!
  • 911 to arrest Myspace: Myspace.....is just junk...........FUCK that piece of shit.
  • ulf enhorning: I am a musician and a programmer. I have tried for hours to figure out how to join and upload my songs to promote myself. Finally I wa so frustrated that I entered Myspace sucks and found a lot of sits related to these terms. My objection to the site is that it is really poorly designed as a website with functionallity.
  • promising: I don't even use myspace anymore cause I've found yuwie. it has all the options as myspace but it pays you for everything you do.
    you get paid for uploading pictures,videos, inviting friends,creating your blog and many more.
    have a look:
    http://www.yuwie.com/yuwie.asp?r=6168
  • Antza: This is for people who dont like MySpace or wanna try something sweet! Yuwie is like MySpace but easier to use and more fun! Check it out http://www.yuwie.com/yuwie.asp?r=12855

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